THE BUNKHOUSE • CARDS AFTER CHORES • NO ACCOUNT, NO COST • THE HOUSE IS A COW • PLAY RESPONSIBLY, IT'S NOT EVEN REAL MONEY • DEVELOPING

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The Bunkhouse

Where the hands gather after the chores are done to lose imaginary money to one another. Pull up a crate. No account, no cost, and nothing to win but Matt's grudging respect.

Video Poker

Jacks or Better, 9/6. Hold what's worth keeping and draw for the rest. Royal flush pays a small fortune in credits you cannot spend.

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Blackjack

Twenty-one against a dealer with no soul and firm rules — stands on 17, pays 3 to 2. Hit, stand, or double down and hope.

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More Hands

The deck runs deep. More card games dealt onto the table soon — and leaderboards, so you can lose to your neighbors by name.

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